ugly people ruining my day
Don’t look in the mirror next time
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ugly people ruining my day
Don’t look in the mirror next time
(via the-whiskey-remembers)

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
IT GOT BETTER
Holy shit!
(via cowgirlupbabyyy)